Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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