Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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