I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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