Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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