It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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