why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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