This girl is more easily done than said...
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You have to summon your inner elephant
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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