THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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