Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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