it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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