I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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