Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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