In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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