I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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