i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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