At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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