It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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