Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
There r osticjed everywhere
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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