Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Randomize
