I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
The uberlube is also flammable
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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