dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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