none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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