Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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