So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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