at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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