she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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