I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Just pee around me
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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