It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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