why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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