No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
smell my finger.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The air taste purple.
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