It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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