New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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