Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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