Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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