dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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