Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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