i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
His hands were made for my vagina.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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