R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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