I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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