new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Alive.
So much puke
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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