Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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