how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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