I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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