Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
