your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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