i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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