Swine flu. Run for my life!
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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