omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
i need some magic done to my vagina
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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