I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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