normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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